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{"fact":"Cats see six times better in the dark and at night than humans.","length":63}

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{"fact":"When a cat chases its prey, it keeps its head level. Dogs and humans bob their heads up and down.","length":97}

{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}

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