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Mixtotherium is an extinct genus of Palaeogene artiodactyls belonging to the monotypic family Mixtotheriidae. Known informally as mixtotheriids or mixtotheres, these artiodactyls were endemic to western Europe and occurred from the middle to late Eocene. The genus and type species were both first established by the French naturalist Henri Filhol in 1880. Several species are well known by good skull fossils, which were informative enough to allow for classifications of the species to their own family. The Mixtotheriidae, first recognized by Helga Sharpe Pearson in 1927, is currently known by 7 valid species, although M. priscum is thought by several authors to be synonymous with M. gresslyi. The affinities of the Mixtotheriidae in relation to other artiodactyl families is uncertain, but it is currently thought to have been related to the Cainotherioidea and Anoplotheriidae.

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{"type":"standard","title":"Das Rad","displaytitle":"Das Rad","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1170129","titles":{"canonical":"Das_Rad","normalized":"Das Rad","display":"Das Rad"},"pageid":10118816,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8a/DasRadPoster.jpg","width":262,"height":381},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8a/DasRadPoster.jpg","width":262,"height":381},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1278049517","tid":"316e1ede-f595-11ef-8db4-ee9e593bac5a","timestamp":"2025-02-28T05:31:00Z","description":"2001 short film directed by Chris Stenner","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Das_Rad","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Das_Rad?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Das_Rad?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Das_Rad"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Das_Rad","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Das_Rad","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Das_Rad?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Das_Rad"}},"extract":"Das Rad meaning \"The Wheel\" is a 2001 German animated short film written and directed by Chris Stenner, Arvid Uibel and Heidi Wittlinger. Produced using a mixture of stop-motion, puppetry, and CGI animation, it was nominated for an Oscar in \"Best Animated Short Film\", but lost to The ChubbChubbs!","extract_html":"

Das Rad meaning \"The Wheel\" is a 2001 German animated short film written and directed by Chris Stenner, Arvid Uibel and Heidi Wittlinger. Produced using a mixture of stop-motion, puppetry, and CGI animation, it was nominated for an Oscar in \"Best Animated Short Film\", but lost to The ChubbChubbs!

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