Not to die. Rule number 2: Don't

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{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}

{"fact":"Cats are North America\u2019s most popular pets: there are 73 million cats compared to 63 million dogs. Over 30% of households in North America own a cat.","length":149}

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Jean Abraham Chrétien Oudemans was a Dutch astronomer. He was the director of the Utrecht Observatory from 1875 until 1898, when he retired.

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{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}

{"fact":"The first commercially cloned pet was a cat named \"Little Nicky.\" He cost his owner $50,000, making him one of the most expensive cats ever.","length":140}

{"slip": { "id": 57, "advice": "If you get stuck, try doing the opposite of what the solution requires."}}

{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}

{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}

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Robert Templeton was a naturalist, artist, and entomologist, and was born at Cranmore House, Belfast, Ireland.

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Area codes 203 and 475 are telephone area codes in the North Amer